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Whist wasting time on social media, I was served up a video1Sorry, I didn’t think to grab a link or archive of it. Amateur. showing someone making a wrap consisting of a Greggs sausage roll, baked beans and cheese. Naturally, I was disgusted by this combination so decided to make it myself in the hope of doing another dubious review video. I even went out an got a panini press purely for this activity.

So, why no video? After doing a test run, I decided that it wasn’t too bad a concoction. I didn’t even get molten cheese or bean juice all over the hot plate. I may record another attempt where I just rip into internet idiots, but given my current level of slack that may be a while.

The panini press has been named George Formby.

There was also a request for a review of a packet of biscuits that I won in a pub quiz. Verdict: a bit bland.

Yeah, the lure of social media couldn’t be resisted. There are new Mastobate and PooSky accounts in the sidebar.2I still haven’t finished the bumper holiday post, so I haven’t posted the bit where I drunkenly fucked these off one evening. Spoiler alert, I suppose.

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    Sorry, I didn’t think to grab a link or archive of it. Amateur.
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    I still haven’t finished the bumper holiday post, so I haven’t posted the bit where I drunkenly fucked these off one evening. Spoiler alert, I suppose.

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Fast food opinions, because I rarely have it but have needed to on two occasions this week:

  • McDonald’s McRib: the finest arseflaps and eyelids in a wet bun with barbecue sauce. Fucking shit, I don’t know what all the fuss is about.
  • Wendy’s Krusty Krab Kollab: it’s basically a standard Dave’s burger with nice sauce on. To be fair, Wendy’s burgers are quite good insofar as fast food goes, and this special was no more expensive than the standard pricing, so I can go with that.
    • I remember Spongebob Squarepants being launched. Apparently, that was 25 years ago according to this promotion. I feel old now.

Untappd has been binned off. I had set the status as “Occasionally, I even check in what I drink” because that’s how little effort I put into it. I finally reached the conclusion that I no longer cared, so see ya Jimmy Greg/Tim!

I picked up a Nespresso capsule coffee machine on clearance. I managed to fit it on the kitchen worktop after some re-arrangement of small appliances and disposal of rubbish. Now I need to work out how to dispose of used capsules.

Some places that I had intended to go this week, but never did because I preferred sleeping:

  • London
  • Tipton
  • The doctor’s surgery; although they never got back to me about an appointment, so that’s on them.
  • The supermarket
  • The pub